So a homie asks me to watch Boomerang & do an anti-simp analysis on it, (I’ve never seen it before).
So Marcus (played by Eddie Murphy), Gerard (played by David Alan Grier), and Tyler (played by Martin Lawrence) each are different levels & different versions of simps.
Gerard is what we’re accustomed to seeing. The nigga telling us to respect women. But he is a hypocrite, you know bitches can tell he wants to smash. He gets friend-zoned, and even though he tells Marcus to respect women and he knows nothing about love, he wishes Eddie’s game would rub off on him so he can get some pussy.
Tyler is the aggressive simp.
Likely to get played, usually doesn’t have a brawd of his own, but always telling men who know how to deal with women, this motherfucker telling those men what he would do in situations he’d never be in because he doesn’t even pull the same quality bitches. He always feels the need to tell you he getting pussy. This nigga is always thirsty. Most likely to get hit with a sexual harassment charge.
Marcus thinks with his dick. He’s the square simp. Or should I say tender dick? This nigga quit his job over a brawd. He was solid & smooth as square can be and did whatever to get some ass. And he got emotional like a simp over Jacqueline (played by Robin Givens). The movie tried to imply that he was a playa or ladies’ man, & eventually he’d fall in love & get what he had coming to him. Bitches love movies like this, but it highlights their stupidity & that they want sex just as much as we do, if not more. Not only did this dumb ass quit his job over a woman, but he shits where he eats, he chased Jacqueline & that right there was enough to cost him his job in the modern day, eventually he would fuck her & catch feelings & when she was in power, he started fucking up when he caught feelings & she dumped him.