A satirical spotlight on the most notable simps of the day, both real and fictional.
Chris (played by Ryan Reynolds) & Dusty (played by Chris Klein) were both simps. In the modern-day, they would get canceled because the plot is kinda toxic by today’s standards. Dusty gets simp of the day based on his actions towards the end of the movie, he actually thought the sucka shit he did was […]
Simp of the Day: Dusty Dinkleman from the Movie, “Just Friends” Read More »
Meet Rio aka twitter user @MulattoJesus3 He thought it would be a good idea to loan money to a woman who gave a corny sob story about falling on hard times and would soon be homeless. And get this she also just happened to have a fan only account. He felt sorry on her and
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I like how in two and a half men, the younger brother (Alan), always took slick shots at his older brother (Charlie), despite being a broke simp. To Alan, Charlie skated through life. He made jingles (because he had skills on the piano & could sing a little), and in the later seasons; he become
Simp of the Day: Alan Harper, Two and a Half Men Read More »
LTG (Low Tier God as some may know him as) is a popular gamer who streams. He’s a variety streamer, but most famous for playing Street Fighter. Someone sent me a compilation of his girlfriend, Alaina, disrespecting him live on his streams, and he doesn’t do anything about it but yell at her and that’s
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So a homie asks me to watch Boomerang & do an anti-simp analysis on it, (I’ve never seen it before). So Marcus (played by Eddie Murphy), Gerard (played by David Alan Grier), and Tyler (played by Martin Lawrence) each are different levels & different versions of simps. Gerard is what we’re accustomed to seeing. The
Simp of the Day: Marcus, Gerard, and Tyler from Boomerang Read More »
Common plays Elam Ferguson, a freed slave working on the railway. Ferguson falls catches feelings for a whore, and she does the same for him, she wanted to get married when he told her he wanted her to be his, but he didn’t think that far ahead & she ended up marrying a man who
Simp of the Day: Elam Ferguson from Hell on Wheels Read More »
The Cleveland show is a TV show about a guy that marries the woman that friend-zoned him He runs into her after years of not seeing her, it stirs up old feelings. He finds out she popped out kids, she isn’t married & their biological father is not around (Both her Cleveland have a ton
Simp of the Day: Cleveland Brown of The Cleveland Show Read More »
What I’ll say about Juan This is the captain save a hoe behind quote I pulled below. Juan Rich 5 hours ago It has come to my attention that the author of a page that I liked is a fake and like Nicole Abundance before him. I have to speak up. I NO LONGER SUPPORT
Juan Rich; the SIMP of Last Year Read More »
