I think what’s annoying about jawns, is jawns have the audacity to think we’re on the same level just because they have a cootapuff (vagina).
You didn’t do anything to be loveable or likable, you don’t have a personality, you’re not funny or charming, you were born with a cootapuff & that’s it.
So you have this list of standards, & when asked what do you bring to the table to fill the position of my shawty that I’m hiring for? Your answer is that you’re the table. Like bitch, you’re not getting the job. I’m the muffuggin table factory, I create tables.