Second place was never the assignment.
The Don’t Volunteer to Be the Consolation Prize shirt is for the man who figured out the difference between being wanted and being kept around as a backup plan. She had her chance to choose you first. Being the prize she settles for when the first option falls through? That’s not an offer. That’s an insult with a smile on it.
This funny self-respect shirt for men says what a lot of guys learn the hard way: your worth isn’t set by somebody else’s indecision. Wear it as a reminder, or as a warning label — either way, it lands.
Makes a strong gift for a man rebuilding his standards: after the breakup, after the “let’s just be friends,” after the situation that finally taught the lesson.
Details:
Premium unisex tee, soft and lightweight with a clean modern fit
Bold front print with the Stop Simping prohibition mark
Available in black (white print) and white (black print)
Sizes XS–5XL
Printed to order, just for you
From Stop Simping Now — the Anti-Simp Movement. Pro men not getting played.
